craigerific

However the pie cherries....

Here's the thing about pie cherries. They will give you gas. They will make your gut hurt. If you eat more than a pound in a given span of time, they will make you suffer the next morning. Specifically a 200 mile ride to Portland. More specifically a 200 mile ride to Portland with dudes that want to rip your legs off. Even more specifically a 200 mile ride to Porland with dudes that want to rip your legs off, not having the legs to match and a tandem that just screws it up even more. But that was last year. This year, no such ride. No pie cherries, no bolognese, no garage, no firecrackers, no sunburn, no fried chicken salad, no sore legs.

This year I've got my own special Dr. Ball, I'm not getting up at 3am, I have a great new job with fresh new faces, I eat Bings and Rainiers, I own my own condo instead of renting, Steve has mellowed out, I do still have problems with my plum, Dura ace 10 speed with sweet new wheels. Shall I go on?

Here's to the second half. Here's to your second half as well.

posted by craigerific @ 7:33 PM 5 comments