craigerific

my favorite one yet

There are many excuses out there for doping. It was for my dog- I enjoyed that one. My mother takes it- cowardly. Its my girlfriends- again cowardly. But this morning I came across the best one yet.

-German Ivonne Kraft has tested positive for the asthma medication Fenoterol after a cyclo-cross race on May 6. The German federation (BDR) has opened proceedings against the 36 year-old, deciding not to wait for the B sample. She faces a six-month suspension.

In a statement, Kraft said that her mother, who suffers from asthma, attended the race, and when she tried to use her medicated spray the bottle exploded and the cyclist must have inhaled the substance at that time.-


That made my day.

posted by craigerific @ 8:05 AM